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Joke of the Day
"I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with ""Guess"" on it ...so I said ""Implants?"""
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"Good news for insomniacs Only three more sleeps til Christmas!"
"Congress just passed a bill that makes it legal to murder those friends who respond to a text by calling you."
"What do you call someone who's got a horse for a mother and a fruit for a father? A Frenchman."
"At first I couldn't get used to all the plants in my living room... But I think I started growing into it."
"Which blood type was created by mistake? Type O."
"How does Liam Neeson like his martini? Taken, not stirred."
"Did you hear about Trump getting Pink Floyd back together? Only problem is, he's gonna make them pay for every brick in the wall."
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? Halfway"
"'Pardon my French' -People who you would never pardon and who don't know any French"