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Joke of the Day

"Which blood type was created by mistake? Type O."

"What's a nuns favorite day of the week? Sununday."

"The Bigger Family Mr and Mrs Bigger had a baby boy. Who was bigger, the baby or his mom? The baby, because he's a little Bigger."

"The problem with today's children is that today's grown-ups are idiots."

"Can't wait for Daylight Saving Time to end this weekend so the clock in my car will have the correct time."

"Working for sanitation truly is a thankless job Not only do you have to take your boss's shit, you have to deal with everyones"

"What are Mario's overalls made of Denim, Denim, Denim"

"How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed? Defiled."

"Why is taking spanish 2 so awesome? You get a lot of puse."

"Why do German shower faucets have 11 holes? Jews only have 10 fingers."