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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who's got a horse for a mother and a fruit for a father? A Frenchman."
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"Two women sitting quietly."
"Everybody values honesty, until they have an ugly baby."
"What do you call a gay sailor who happens to have a cold? Phlegmbuoyant."
"""Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?"" I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed."
"What is a gay jew's favourite bank? Goldman Sach's"
"Daaaaamn girl! You're like a fire alarm! Really loud and annoying!"
"Did you hear about the penny and magnifying glass who got married? Their wedding was magnifycent."
"I came home to my girlfriend packing her bags. What are you doing? -I'm leaving you. I heard you're a pedophile! That's a pretty big word for a seven year old."
"I came. I shaw. I shanked."