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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? Halfway"
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"How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?? One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn....."
"What do you call a silent cow canned beef"
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing...they were both stuck up cunts."
"'Noah' plot hole: THE FOOD CHAIN."
"#ReplaceBandNamesWithChicken Chicken (Weezer), Chicken (Rush), Chicken (Journey), Chicken (Kansas), Chicken (Radiohead), Chicken (Hole), Chi"
"What's the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom? One snatches your watch the other watches your snatch."
"ENTRY-LEVEL JOB OPENING: Minimum 3 years exp required. Must speak 4 languages, have 2 Olympic medals & a reference letter from Barack Obama."
"I absolutely love helium filled balloons. I can't speak highly enough about them."
"How do you make pickle bread? You need dill dough."