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Joke of the Day
"There are 20 IT Professionals working on a government server 18 of them are Chinese"
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"Cockroach logic A cockroach can make your girl scream louder than you can. Hence the first part of its name."
"The awkward moment when you've already said ""what?"" three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree"
"What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty? He wipes the hard drive."
"Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? A. Who cares?"
"What do you call a rich Asian? *Cha Ching!*"
"i bet white supremacists just get off on the charcoal briquettes turning white."
"I've been having a hard time getting around with my bad leg. Just goes to show limpin' ain't easy!"