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Joke of the Day
"What do a call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank? A Small, Medium, at Large"
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"What do you get when you have a great Dane, a Clydesdale, and a Prostitute? A huge dog and pony show"
"Things Michael J. Fox would be good at Grating Parmesan cheese."
"how many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they just beat it for being black!"
"Apparently this Walmart cashier only brushes her favorite teeth."
"Before asking a hot chick out, I wish I could first talk to the dude who's sick of her bull shit."
"[on plane] Me: It's ok, more ppl are killed by hippos than by plane crashes Pilot: This is your captain speaking, I'm a hippo btw Me: Nooooo"
"A jaguar asked an colourful arsehole with a big nose to join him in hide and seek... Toucan play that game."
"Me: My room is in shambles. Where do I start cleaning!? *5mins later* Me: I need a new room."
"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE HIDING BEHIND THE CORNER. THEY ARE GOING TO JUMP OUT AND TAKE YOUR PHONE, WALLET AND PURSE."