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Joke of the Day

"The awkward moment when you've already said ""what?"" three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree"

"What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail? A small medium at large"

"Some guy just asked if I was Asian cuz he's China get in my pants. Hope your day is as magical as mine."

"Why is the monsters' football pitch wet? Because the players keep dribbling on it."

"How many sad soccer fans are there today? A Brazillion..."

"What did the mushroom say on his dating profile? I'm a fungi!"

"Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich hot and can keep you up all night."

"My blind friend and his birthday I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read."

"Did you hear about the prostitute who had a vagina surgically implanted on her hip? She wanted to make a little money on the side."

"11 years ago, Greece won the Euro 2004 Today, they would be happy with 2004 Euro's."