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Joke of the Day

"i bet white supremacists just get off on the charcoal briquettes turning white."

"Why did the Trump campaign order its followers to destroy all fax machines? They thought it was spelled ""facts."""

"Unless you've been in Target with more than 1 child, you have no idea what it's like to be a lion tamer."

"What do you call a cow that has a record player, tight pants, and thick brimmed glasses? A hip-steer."

"I know the rule: if you're dreaming and you're about to pee, wake up! But last night I found myself about to pee on Emma Watson, and man, I just had to see where that one was going."

"[death row] Guard: Any last words? Me: [smugly] photosynthesis. Guard: ... Me: it sounded longer in my head."

"[job interview] ""What's your biggest weakness?"" ""My honesty"" ""I don't think-"" ""I broke into ur house and made love to ur cat last night"""

"Where does a dog go to buy shoes? Reebark"

"What's the one thing Spider-man can't eat? Uncle bens rice"

"What did the really ugly man do for a living ? He posed for Halloween masks !"