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Joke of the Day

"Cockroach logic A cockroach can make your girl scream louder than you can. Hence the first part of its name."

"I hate it when I'm trying to take a selfie and somebody calls my camera."

"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will get this."

"When can you store food in a door? When it's ajar."

"The only highlight of a brutal moving day: Wife: ""That's way too big to fit in the back door."" 4 people in unison: ""That's what she said!"""

"Your wife and your lawyer are both drowning. You've got a choice to make. Do you go to lunch or a movie ?"

"What do you call an Indian dating service? Connect the dots."

"What do you call the child of two parents with downs syndrome? A hand-me-down."

"I gave love a bad name. I called it Harold."

"I'm such a tightass when it comes to going to the proctologist. Gotta pay out the ass."