89709

Joke of the Day

"Cockroach logic A cockroach can make your girl scream louder than you can. Hence the first part of its name."

"Two peanuts were walking down the street One was a salted."

"I look forward to using the phrase ""I'm gonna fuck you til you're pregnant!"" in bed when we decide to have kids."

"[2 T-Rex's getting drunk] ""I'm wasted."" ""Me too. You know how bad?"" ""Don't say it again."" ""I can't feel my face."" ""Goddammit, Kevin."""

"What do cheese and cancer have in common? Americans put it everywhere!"

"Where do cats go to vacation? Meowi"

"The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize."

"Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing."

"Words are so powerful; but I never have time to write on my fists before a fight."

"WebMD would be more accurate if every search result diagnosed you as a hypochondriac."