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Joke of the Day
"If evolution is real how come? Monkeys still throw their poop underhanded"
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"How many cops shootings does it take to have an indictment? Error [value unknown]"
"[David Attenborough narrating my life] Once again the young offspring attempts to leave the nest. Once again he has flown into a wall"
"What are you called if you are paid to be a thing? A pro-noun!"
"When someone says something is great, I take that as a personal challenge to not enjoy it."
"<--- only has 13 problems left. Turns out, getting divorced cured 86 of em!"
"Why was the comedian with bad-ended jokes unpopular? Because everytime he told a joke people fainted in the end."
"I think it's weird how President Obama appointed George Clooney Secretary Of Handsome. #DNC"
"Hear about the constipated mathematician? Worked his logs out with a pencil."
"Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked."