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Joke of the Day

"Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked."

"What is small furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !"

"have you heard of the new movie ""Constipation""? that's because it hasn't come out yet! XD"

"Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics? Walking."

"I like my women like i like my toilet paper. Soft, but not weak."

"A family walks into a hotel... ... The father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies. ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck"""

"Cop: First name please... ""Frida"" Cop: Last name... ""Gomam"" Cop: You're Frida Gomam? *peels out* Cop: Nice, nice"

"I'm thinking about opening a veterinary clinic for female dogs with broken legs. Gonna call it ""Bitches Be Trippin"""

"THERE IS A THIN LINE BETWEEN 911.. AND 9/11"

"How do we know that Batman is black? He can't go anywhere without Robin'"