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Joke of the Day
"I think it's weird how President Obama appointed George Clooney Secretary Of Handsome. #DNC"
Next Joke
"It must have been so risky for pirates to slightly burn the edges of all their treasure maps and then dip them in tea."
"I went for a job as a stunt double, I stubbed my toe on my way out the door. As soon as I stopped crying, I went to the interview. Bravery."
"Why is American Airlines the best airlines company? Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office."
"When I was young I would go and throw rocks at the man doing Taekwondo in the park I would always get a huge kick out of it"
"Sometimes when life closes one door it opens another, because apparently life is trying to air condition the whole damned neighborhood."
"Why is Darth Vader so famous? He was the first black man to admit he is the father."
"I like my women like I like my Scotch. Noice."
"Johnny Depp dresses like a human dreamcatcher."
"What is the best gift to give a gay geneticist? designer genes"