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Joke of the Day
"When someone says something is great, I take that as a personal challenge to not enjoy it."
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"What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage? Arrrrrr Metis!"
"how do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her."
"Like it or not this joke is binary."
"[two hours into describing a criminal to a police sketch artist] ...But when he took off the mask, he just looked like a normal guy"
"Why are some people so odd? Because they can't even."
"I want a sex change. From ""none"" to ""some""."
"My friend and I decided to race our Ford Pintos. Mine broke down three miles down the road. I had to walk the rest of the way. I won."
"We could hit every terrorist on the Most Wanted List tomorrow, if we turned it over to Google's ad department."