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Joke of the Day
"When someone says something is great, I take that as a personal challenge to not enjoy it."
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"So I used to date this graphic designer... We broke up because I caught her cheating. Writing hundreds of letters to some guy named Lorem Ipsum. What a creep, right?"
"What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf? Very little!"
"Gay deer A gay deer walks out of a bar and says ""I can't believe I blew 50 bucks"""
"Knock Knock? Who is there? Willis. Willis who? Willis d**k fit in your mouth?"
"What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite flavor of ice cream? Twist"