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Joke of the Day

"Can I get pregnant from looking at a man in another car, at a red light but then quickly looking away when he looks over?"

"if u watch snowfall backwarbds, its abot the ground disolving into the sky to reveal the complex world it was hiding beneath it"

"I went to Google and searched ""synonym for ambiguous"" but the result was inconclusive."

"Office fun: replace your coworker's mouse with a larger mouse so he thinks his hands are shrinking then call him ""baby hands"" until he quits"

"Which is the most silky planet? Satin!"

"How girls put on their pants: *Left leg*, *Right leg*, '' Wiggle*, *Wiggle*, *twerk*, *Jump*, *Jump*, *Squat*, *Stretch* Done."

"I am so good in bed.... I can stay there all day long"

"They say love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit"

"Poland started World War 2 like Iraq was responsible for 9/11"

"The key to wrapping presents is to think outside the box."