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Joke of the Day

"How girls put on their pants: *Left leg*, *Right leg*, '' Wiggle*, *Wiggle*, *twerk*, *Jump*, *Jump*, *Squat*, *Stretch* Done."

"You can lead a horse to water but only if you grew up on a farm or something."

"They ordered two extra large pizzas at work. I wonder what everyone else is going to eat."

"Sometimes when I look into the toilet I realize that I'm not a regular guy."

"What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes!"

"How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path."

"What do marriage and hurricanes have in common? They both start with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your fucking house! thanks @Canadianmomma"

"""Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes"" is actually a song about everything that will hurt when you hit about 30 years old."

"My gay friend told me he loves living in Pennsylvania. He's never seen so many assholes in his life."

"Two cows standing in a field... One cow looks at the other and says ""Moo"", the other cow says ""Fuck I was just about to say that""."