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Joke of the Day
"They say love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit"
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"TIFU by crying at a funeral -- about my favorite team losing. sorry wrong sob"
"Nicki Minaj is probably my favorite Dr. Seuss character."
"Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't like things as much as I do."
"If a telemarketer calls give the phone to your 3 yr old,and tell them its santa clause."
"I met an obsessive-compulsive sodomite once. He was anal-retentive."
"What's a black mans' least favourite ice cream van? Mr Whippy."
"What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Nacho Cheese."
"Helen Keller walks into a bar... Don't laugh! You would too if you couldn't see or hear."
"""You haven't been listening to a word I've said, have you?"" It always felt like a strange way for my girlfriend to start a conversation..."