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Joke of the Day
"I am so good in bed.... I can stay there all day long"
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"An Oedipus slip is where you say one thing... ...and fuck your mother."
"Difference between inlaw and vultures What is the difference between in-law and vultures? - Vultures attack first, when you are dead. edit: In-law mean's ''Girlfriend/boyfriend's mother''"
"Know how to get people to stop showing pictures of their kids? reply with ""Mmmm fuck yeah"""
"A priest, a rabbi and a leprechaun walk into a bar... ... but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative Bill Bailey."
"I had to unplug my mom's life support today. She always told me to finish my vegetables."
"Do you want to hear a joke about sports cars? Are you sure? It contains spoilers!"
"Spatula would be a pretty name for a girl. A girl who spreads easily."
"The guy who coined ""put that in your pipe & smoke it"" was probably trying to find out if something on the carpet was weed."
"The inventor of throat lozenges has died. There will be no coffin at his funeral."