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Joke of the Day
"The key to wrapping presents is to think outside the box."
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"It was really foggy on my way home today Looked quite misterious"
"How do you call... ...a girl that only dates men who own expensive cars? Porschetitute."
"What's a rapists favorite meal? Spaghetti-No's I'm sorry."
"How did the homeless man get so buff? Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out..."
"What's a pilots least favorite holiday? May Day!"
"Epitaph for a house cat: ""She died as she lived..."" ""...chewing on power cords."""
"What would Voldemort name his pet tortoise ? Voldetort."