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"What stresses fish out the most? Current events."
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"Most popular Who is the most popular guy in a nudist colony? The guy that can carry two pots of coffee and a dozen donuts. Who is the most popular girl? The girl that eats the last donut."
"The self checkout lane was probably invented by a guy who was sent to the store to buy tampons."
"How to spot an idiot at the gym? They put a water bottle where the Pringles go."
"Why did the oven go back to University? To get another degree. - My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me."
"I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year. Only 13 to go."
"I set them up, you..."
"Bank called asking if my credit card had been stolen. They were concerned because it hadn't been used at the liquor store since LAST Friday."
"Australia's got 99 problems... But beaches ain't one."
"what will i do when i have an out-of-body experience? i'll see myself out...."