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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year. Only 13 to go."
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"What do you call two crows flying together? An attempted murder."
"How high can Miss Piggy count? 68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat..."
"Me: OMG, Bill and Cindy got divorced!!! Hub: I know! He's got a fresh slate. That guys livin the dream! Me:... Hub:...his dream, not mine"
"""Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you"" Yeah....so is a grenade"
"A man goes to his doctor The doctor says ""Sir, you have HIV"", the man responds ""Wow, you can't even trust your own kids these days!""."
"Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were a child? Well he is back in town and wants you to give him a call."
"spit your drink at the person sitting across from you and tell them it's because you were laughing at this."
"""You can't tell me what to do!"" I screamed, and ate the packet of silica gel."
"What is black on the bottom and white on top? Society."