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Joke of the Day
"How to spot an idiot at the gym? They put a water bottle where the Pringles go."
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"Collection of Spicy Jokes on Every Subject"
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in you ass."
"My girlfriend told me that my dick is two inches bigger than her ex's. And that is why she will never go back into a lesbian relationship."
"What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed? Yes! But we cantaloupe."
"Not to brag, but I can usually tell if meat has spoiled between 4-6 hours after eating it."
"[therapy] ""Where does your fear of spiders come from?"" *flashback to Spider-Man trying to kiss me behind Applebees* They're just creepy okay"
"*opens front door to see Christmas carolers singing Please, I have a family"
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter."
"What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog? Deciding which to tell people first."