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Joke of the Day

"As a non-english native redditor ... Edit: grammer"

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"I'm one of those people that no one warned you about."
"What's the best part of dating 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!"
"Why do fat white women like black guys? Because they heard black makes you look thin."
"I'm uncomfortable with abortion. It gives me cramps."
"*Looking through binoculars Awww, it looks like she forgot her password. I should remind her what it is."
"What do you call a girl without arms and legs? A fuck nugget"
"Stores in baltimore have been completely looted. all that's left is sunscreen and father's day cards. sauce: http://imgur.com/gallery/Tae9PI5"
"He died doing what he loved; shouting 'boo!' behind horses."
"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nien."