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Joke of the Day

"Woman goes to a psychiatrist convinced her house is made of celery. Psychiatrist tells her he's seen this sort of thing before ... it's called stalk home syndrome."

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"What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon? Ka-ta-na-na!"
"What's the best way to make an egg roll? You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this..."
"The ""self-lubricated catheter"" and the ""discreet pocket catheter"" have me rethinking what role catheters ought to be playing in my life."
"When I'm at a friend's house & there are snacks, all I'm thinking is ""How do I eat everything without looking like a homeless person?"""
"What kind of soup do men have after sex? Split pee"
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but they stay for the intelligent discourse about Benghazi"
"Dog tried taking me for a run. I wasn't having it. I made her drag me the whole time."
"What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ? A petticoat !"