6988
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hippopotamus in an I.C.U.? Hippo-critical."
Next Joke
"I was dismissed from my responsibilities as church usher because I kept using finger guns to point out available seats. * pew pew *"
"So I stuck a flashdrive up this girls butthole... ..and WOOOOO you won't believe the shit she started singin!!!"
"What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? A gang rape"
"I'm not an alcoholic I just have a lot of things to celebrate."
"Why can't atheist solve exponential problems? Because they don't believe in higher powers."
"What s a Muslim s favorite cologne? GERMANY!!!!"
"What's the difference between myxomatosis and Hugh Hefner? Myxomatosis doesn't need Viagra to fuck bunnies."
"What's the difference between a teacher and a train? One says, ""Spit out your gum!"" The other goes, ""Choo Choo Choo"""
"One beer please! *This is Starbucks!* Oh, my fault, I'm Bill."