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"Parrot A black guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder the bar tender asks "" he's beautiful where did you get him"" the parrot squaks "" Africa theres plenty of them"""
"What goes around the world yet stays in the corner? Stamp"
"What do you call a guy in a lot of debt? Owen."
"A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, ""Uno....dos....*poof*"" He disappeared without a tres"
"What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ? A stripey sweater !"
"If I got a nickel everytime I said ""I don't believe in fairies"" I wouldn't give two shits about fairies dying from it"
"I bet Pocahontas' name was actually Hontas but everybody just knew her by her high school nickname."
"Have you heard about that new pirate movie?? It's rated AHRRRRRRRRR!"
"'Just 90's kids things' 40 years later Good cartoons and good eyesight"