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Joke of the Day
"Last time I wore my celery costume out in public I was arrested for stalking."
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"What was Hitlers favorite letter? Well I can tell you its Not C... and Not Z for sure __________ Just thought of this lol (the not C part) /u/PM_ME_2_SEE_MY_DICK .... thought of not z..."
"Who is the most popular wizard on the Internet? Har e-potter."
"Do you want to hear the story on Sigmund Freud? NSFW It takes a while but it gets to the mother fucking point."
"Why did the hobbit go vegan? Because MEAT IS MORDOR!"
"What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth? The Alpacalisp."
"i've just bought an english snake. Sir Pent"
"My wife said that we need to have a talk after my 2 year old goes down for a nap so I filled her sippy cup with Red Bull."
"Obama will go down in history as America's first gold president."
"You really shouldn't label sandwiches, I mean they have a right to exist in a world without labels and judgements just like everyone else."