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Joke of the Day

"A bigoted lumberjack controversially said ""All trees are only fit for furniture."" He was accused of mahogany. ^^^^Never ^^^^saw ^^^^this ^^^^before, ^^^^does ^^^^it ^^^^make ^^^^it ^^^^OC"

"My computer keeps giving me an error message saying ""The Printer Can't Be Found."" Uh buddy it's RIGHT NEXT TO YOU, HELLO"

"At this point, I'm pretty sure the main reason Donald Trump ran for president was to get more Twitter followers"

"Trees are really rude They're always throwing shade!"

"Why is Donald Trump gay? The Chinese beemhole been trippin hardcore nomsayin'?"

"When it comes to penis size I'm happy to report that I'm actually a little above average. Thank god for Asians."

"How many grammar mistakes does it take to piss off your English teacher? not alot. (Just thought of it, tell me what you think :) )"

"Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide? A: Because it was too cold outside."

"All the Prince jokes here Who the fuck is/was Prince."

"[me, in a sting operation] Can I buy your best stuff? DRUG DEALER: what do u mean by stuff? *talking into my shirt* what do I mean by stuff?"