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Joke of the Day

"Doesn't count, officer, you forgot to read me my amanda rights! ""Your what?"" You know, my... [mumbles] banana rights."

"If there was a championship for the world's biggest loser, Hillary would take second place. Because she can't win anything."

"Why did Hitler always win at limbo? Because no one else could stoop any lower."

"Knock knock Who's there? An owl An owl who? That's my line!"

"Amish girl Do you know why the amish girl was excommunicated? Two mennonite"

"Which educational institute did many Jehovah's Witnesses graduate from? The School of Hard Knocks."

"*Breaking news* The inventor of the anagram has died may he 'erect a penis'."

"When I start to panic about the Trump presidency I remember that we are on a rock floating around a fireball and I panic about that instead."

"Due to a tragic ""iTunes on shuffle"" incident, I have had to convince the guys at work that I have a 12yr old daughter they have never met..."

"CAFFEINE-FREE DIET COKE: BECAUSE YOU LOVE CARAMEL COLOR"