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Joke of the Day
"Itching, flaky skin? Burning sensation while urinating? You're probably on fire!"
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"My favorite workout is a mix between a lunge and a crunch, I call it lunch."
"How many terrorist jokes are there out there? You'll have to c-4 yourself."
"[At job interview] Manager: So, do you have any questions about the job? Me: Yeah, can I have it?"
"I saw a man hitting on a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one!"
"I got stung by an applebee and now I'm going into bananaphylactic shock."
"What did 50cent say when Eminem made him a sweater for Christmas? ju ju ju ju ju ju G-Unit?"
"Your moms ass is like sensitive data... ...you gotta back dat shit up!"
"Happy Ramadan to all my Muslim brothers and sisters! This month, lunch is on me."
"Apparently other than the russian ties, another interesting revelation was released about Trump. He loves trickle-down economics."