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Joke of the Day
"Worst trigonometry joke I know. Actually, I won't bother telling it, it's too obtuse."
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"ME: here's your bday present! BUDDY: [tries to grab it but it won't budge] did u wrap your own hand flipping the bird again ME: just open it"
"Do you have something against black people?!?!!? Yes, an alarm system."
"McDonalds will always have a place in my heart."
"My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much But in the end it doesn't even matter"
"I don't know if laughter is the ""best"" medicine, but I do like that it doesn't have a $35 co-pay."
"Why does Kylo Ren have no friends? Because his whole life he's Ben Solo"
"My friend was telling animal puns I thought they were boaring."
"When are jousting tournaments most commonly held? Knight time"
"Since when did 'scrotum brown' become a cool colour to buy a jeep in?"