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Joke of the Day

"I can't wait for turkey dinner tomorrow. I love middle eastern food."

"How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!"

"Enough with the North Korea jokes guys, Seriousry they aren't funny!"

"What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid? One's a tragic Mick..."

"[1st day as a paramedic] me: can you point to where it hurts cyclist: [points at his severed leg at the other side of the road]"

"What is gay pride? A group of homosexual lions"

"God gave me a choice when I was born: a good memory or a big dick. I don't remember which one I chose."

"What do paper towels call their family? NapKIN"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean."

"*watches TV* GET AN ANONYMOUS ONLINE QUOTE NOW! *logs on* ""You're a giant idiot and your parents are very disappointed in you"" - Anonymous"