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Joke of the Day
"I can't wait for turkey dinner tomorrow. I love middle eastern food."
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"Ciger: close but no cigar."
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"Special olympics joke [0 upvotes 'cause no one cares about special olympics]"
"I am realistically only 1 crossbow away from accidentally killing someone with a crossbow."
"What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? ""Hold onto your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job."""