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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean."

"Why did the sea-monster eat 5 ships filled with potatoes? Because no one can eat just one potato ship."

"I saw a documentary about beavers... It was the best dam program I've seen in a while"

"If your dog is fat it means that you don't get enough exercise."

"How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room? Through the Lucha-door."

"What do you call a starfish with a missing arm Patrick Stump"

"Put the punchline in the title. How do you ruin a good joke?"

"What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas? Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it."

"Walking inside a Nike store would be the worst place to contemplate suicide. Just do it."

"I have a friend named Jay. We call him J for short."