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Joke of the Day

"Enough with the North Korea jokes guys, Seriousry they aren't funny!"

"What a gorgeous day to walk around outside staring at my phone."

"Appendi Appendii Appendiii Appendiv Appendv Appendvi Appendvii Appendviii Appendix"

"Some say English is tough... Some say English is tough, it can be understood through thorough thought though."

"Your swag is gonna look amazing on that Burger King application."

"Did you hear that the World Hokey Pokey Champion has died? At the undertakers, they were putting him into the coffin. They got his left leg in. That's when the trouble started..."

"An eagle gets sick and is arrested ... because, he is ill-eagle"

"[Stock market crashes] ""Oh no, I better check on my investments!"" *opens cupboard over top of the sink* [1000s of Shrek dvds fall out]"

"Me: ugh I have to wear a tie today, adulting sucks. Grandpa: I had to fight in World War II when I was 19. Me: I guess you kind of get it."

"Crows are like if a witch decided ""I'm a bird now, too"""