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Joke of the Day
"What is gay pride? A group of homosexual lions"
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"I hope you brought the divorce papers... Cuz your legs are about to be separated."
"What's the best thing about duct tape? It turns no, no, no into Mm, Mm, Mmmm"
"Why'd the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side."
"Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They've never known what home is."
"I bet all this shit started because someone told Trump he couldn't be president and Trump said ""hold my beer, watch this"""
"How did Hitler sneeze? ""A jew!"""
"Hey middle-aged people who suddenly change your first name--screw you. I'm calling you what I've been calling you for the last 10 years."
"Me: So you're an Atheist? Him: Yup! Me: So what year is it? Him: 2015 Me: based on how years are counted after a certain birth?"
"[interview] What's your greatest weakness? ME: Probably avoiding tough questions Can you elaborate on that? ME: Oh hey look at the time!"