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Joke of the Day
"I'm gonna try and shoot the whole school Said the yearbook photographer"
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"What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated? Juan and a half"
"Relationships are like algebra. Do you ever look at your x and wonder y?"
"There are two types of people in the world Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data"
"TIFU by mis-targeting my torpedo Whoops, wrong sub."
"What is a germans favorite passtime at a concert? They jump off the stage to go krautsurfing."
"NURSE: *bursts into break room* A man just came to the ER with a broken bone thru his skin! DR DOG: *looks at other Drs* I'll take this one"
"I'm scared of french pancakes They give me the crepes"
"Threesome? No thanks If I wanted to disappoint two people in the same room, I would have dinner with my parents."
"What functions worse than the US Government? A Greek Bank."