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Joke of the Day
"I'm scared of french pancakes They give me the crepes"
Next Joke
"What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool? I rack."
"The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."
"Politics is just show business for ugly people."
"ER Dr: What are you doing? Me: I'm decorating. ER Dr: Why? Me: According to my bill I live here now."
"Most drug-sniffing dogs refuse to admit they have a problem"
"9/10 people said they enjoyed gang rape"
"[on date] Ok, don't let her know ur a vampire. Her: I think I'll have a steak. A STAKE?? [turns into bat and flies away]"
"My girlfriend and I really like the alphabet I kept 25 of the letters but I gave her the D."
"Let's be honest. They're windshield wipers for about a week, then they're just smudgers."