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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated? Juan and a half"

"Threw my new neighbors a house-warming party... The police called it arson. Whatever..."

"I was driving around in my tricycle all day I worked it so hard, it lost a wheel. The tricycle is two tired now."

"Greek Life Q: Why did the young Greek boy run away from home? A: He was not being reared right!"

"What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador."

"I tried to eat a clock once... But it was very time consuming"

"If your drug dealer is on time, it's a cop."

"What is the speed limit of sex? 68, because at 69 you have to turn around."

"How do you disappoint a redditor?"

"What's three feet long and keeps a twat warm? Donald Trump's scarf."