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Joke of the Day
"What is a germans favorite passtime at a concert? They jump off the stage to go krautsurfing."
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"Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian? A: A waste."
"Did you hear about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove."
"Hows a forwardly plural Hitler hailed as? Shitler"
"What's the difference between a cockerel and a prostitute? A cockerel says cock-a-doodle-do. Whereas a prostitute says any-cock-will-do."
"What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke? Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal"
"What's a fireman's favourite drink? Water."
"When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle."
"What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's pop corn?"
"First time I saw the Trojan bare skin condoms I was like, what? Bear skin? That seems unpleasant."