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Joke of the Day
"What functions worse than the US Government? A Greek Bank."
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"Peeing is Foursquare for dogs."
"[at the zoo] Llama spits in my face I spit in llamas face Llama slaps me I grab llamas hair Scuffle ensues Llamas gf shouts ""leave it Gary!"""
"What did Hitler get the Jews for Christmas? Nothing. Jews don't celebrate Christmas."
"I like my women how I like my wine 12 years old and locked in my cellar"
"Q: How did the chewing gum cross the road? A: By sticking to the chicken's foot."
"I used to have a phone with a really good user interface... ...but someone swiped it."
"A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks ""Why the long face?"" He answers, ""because I'm an alcoholic and I'm destroying my family."""
"My neighbor knocked on my door at 3am!!!! 3 in the morning can you believe that?! Luckily, I was still awake playing my drums."
"Sign at funeral home: ALL SALES FINAL"