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Joke of the Day

"Relationships are like algebra. Do you ever look at your x and wonder y?"

"I like to listen to the Star Fox theme song to congratulate myself for having a successful string of social interactions"

"What is the cheapest meat available? Deer Balls. They're under a buck!"

"Michael Bay looks like if cocaine was a person."

"I swallowed my NyQuil with a 5 Hour energy and a latte and now my pet unicorn Steve and I are off to bake cheesecakes."

"Which country has a drug-addicted king? Hyrule."

"I experienced a rape when I was 5... The babysitter never saw it coming."

"The Most Dangerous Place on the Planet! Those BASTARDS!!! It's a [death trap](http://www.savagemill.com/wp-content/uploads/StoreFront_HandsOfTime.jpg)..."

"3 Bears This is a joke my father told me. Once upon a time, there were three bears. They came across a girl with pink hair, it made them so mad... They moved."

"A fool guy A man ask another what's you name and from where are u? He replied why would i tell u that my name is jhon and i am from usa."