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Joke of the Day

"A girl said to her boyfriend ""let's do it doggy style"" The guy said, sure. But we need to find a street where nobody knows us first."

"What do you call horse hay from Mexico Jose"

"Butter should re-name itself, ""I Can't Believe It's Not Polysorbate 60, Soy Lecithin, Xanthan Gum and Other Artificial Flavors"""

"God: One last thing before I let you in. Let's look at your Google search history. Me: I'll show myself out."

"Thigh gap? Give me some corduroy pants and I'll start a fire."

"What do you call Batman who skips church? Christian Bail"

"I love my girlfriend's dog, ""Missy."" She messes inside a lot though, especially if I show too much attention to the dog."

"What's black, blue and hates sex? A rape victim."

"99 Problems If you havin adventure problems I feel bad for you son, I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one. Hit me!"

"My grandfather died of asbestosis. Took 6 months to cremate him. This works better in person when you get the other person believing you first."