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Joke of the Day

"A girl said to her boyfriend ""let's do it doggy style"" The guy said, sure. But we need to find a street where nobody knows us first."

"Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed? To catch her false teeth."

"Thanks to Volkswagen, I'm now even starting to doubt if Herbie was a true story."

"I've spent about 6 years of my life waiting for roommates to leave so I don't have to say hi to them when I come out of my bedroom"

"What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship? Tyrannosaurus Ex"

"Littlefoot walks into a petting zoo.. He's trying to find Ducky."

"Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes? Turban Outfitters!"

"All women want is to have a relationship with an intelligent man. The only problem is that intelligent men don't get into relationships."

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"""

"I want to do for the unibrow what Hitler did for the little moustache."