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Joke of the Day
"Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed? To catch her false teeth."
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"Did Trump make the right choice when choosing his VP? It de-Pence on who you ask."
"Laying in bed with the wife last night, she asked ""what would you like to do most to my body?""""identify it"" probably wasnt the right answer"
"What is the main difference between a drag show and a drag race? The phrase ""I blew a tranny"" means something totally different."
"U.S healthcare Bam"
"Looking at the smoldering corpses of his enemies, Harry Potter thought ""damn magic is dope as hell."" #LastLinesFromGreatBooks"
"What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable? Mrs. Hawking"
"The less you love a woman, the faster your hand gets tired."
"Privacy is very important to me. That is why I only share sensitive information with my closest 480 friends on Facebook."
"What happens when you play a country song backwards? It sounds like shit"