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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"""

"What comes after Ebola? Fbola."

"The acronym NASCAR stands for: Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks"

"What's the difference between a slab of meat and someone who hates high school students? One's protein, the other's anti-teen."

"i prefer a girl without makeup. in fact i despise the artifice of flesh. give me a nice wailing skeleton"

"In Russian thanksgiving, Turkey shoots you."

"Son, its time we had 'the talk.' [dad removes shirt, starts projector, chugs 4 beers] Ok! So Tower 1 steel beams could only have melted at-"

"What do you call a chicken coop with four doors? A chicken sedan"

"There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who can count in binary, those who can't and those who weren't expecting this joke to be in base three."

"I took my kids to the aquarium. ""If you get really close to the glass maybe the whale will talk to you!"" I suggested to my son. ""Grow up,"" said the woman behind the ticket booth."