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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship? Tyrannosaurus Ex"
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"I got arrested at an airport. Apparently, airport security didn't like it when I called shotgun."
"At Walmart checkout other day:Cashier: ""you have a dog?"" Scanning dog food.Hubz: No, our kid needs the protein."
"UHD TVs are going to be obsoleted next year by the new standard: DBZ It has a a vertical resolution that is over 9000."
"My girlfriend likes to get f**ked in the ear Every time I try to stick my dick in her mouth she turns her head!"
"I didn't believe my friend when he told me who the Canadian Prime Minister was... turns out it was Trudeau."
"What do you call a woman of the night playing a trumpet? A prosti-toot"
"Grrr why is it so hard to get a qsn stick in the right way! Dammit I mean a usb stick."
"Bad Joke You: Can you believe they're still together after all that crap Friend: Who? You: My butt cheeks!"
"What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? a PILOT, you fucking racist!"