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Joke of the Day

"All women want is to have a relationship with an intelligent man. The only problem is that intelligent men don't get into relationships."

"I have a little joke that always makes women laugh My penis"

"Did you hear the news about quadriplegia research? No? Probably because they haven't been making great strides."

"Ed Hardy makes a wine. Just tasted some. With full-bodied undertones of asshat, its repugnant mouthfeel would pair well with a cheeseball."

"How many cocks does it take to make your mother cry? None!"

"What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play? Soul"

"What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution? Something you do for the first week of the new year."

"What are the 2 biggest lies men tell? 1) The check's in the mail 2) I won't cum in your mouth"

"I once dated a woman who thought windmills were solar powered. I'm so glad I don't drink anymore."

"How will the whales ever evolve if we keep pushing them back in the water?"