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Joke of the Day
"Littlefoot walks into a petting zoo.. He's trying to find Ducky."
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"Liar is such a harsh term, I prefer Politician"
"What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer? an heir conditioner."
"Someone fucked up I got Gary Glitter in the mail."
"Why aren't there any headache tablets in the jungle? Because the parrots eat them all!"
"If Clinton is elected president... It will be the first time two presidents slept with each other..."
"What a gorgeous day to walk around outside staring at my phone."
"I want this guy to teach me to fish, but he keeps handing me lemons."
"A lot of kids these days don't even want to be sailors... ...but it's just so easy to give in to ""pier"" pressure."
"What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeno business!"