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Joke of the Day
"Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes? Turban Outfitters!"
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"U2 donated that album without charging, and we hate it. That's pro bono and anti-Bono at the same time."
"""If you have a ministry like Jesus it will probably be made up of about 12 people who don't get your illustrations, & 1 wants to kill you."""
"What's different for Sean Connery when he has sex with his wife or with a prostitute? It's the shame."
"Blonde and a Redhead A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian...."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""
"What do you call a ring of iron atoms? A ferrous wheel."
"What's an author's favorite drink? Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)"
"If I ever find out that my wife is going to be an octo-mom... I'm octa-gone."
"Laying in bed with the wife last night, she asked ""what would you like to do most to my body?""""identify it"" probably wasnt the right answer"
"What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign? British sign says "" Maximum 6 People/500kg"" Ethiopian sign says ""Maximum 500 People/6kg"""