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Joke of the Day

"Kate who dumped me at junior school now wants me to like her interior decorating Facebook page. How the tables have turned Kate."

"I play my women like I play the cello. I don't play the cello."

"Flowjob When a woman won't have sex because she's on her period, so she offers you a flowjob."

"Feminism is a broad issue."

"My mf kid poured a bag of Cheerios crumbs in my bed like she saw the horse head in godfather and thought I can beat that"

"A jewish boy asks his father for 40 dollars. The father responds ""30 dollars?! What do you need 20 dollars for?"""

"Boss: You need to work on your puncuality. Me: Sorry, but commas, are hard, to place. Boss: ....?"

"Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to ""instruction manuals"""

"What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaiiinnss."

"I'm badman! bad to whom? whoman!"