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Joke of the Day

"Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to ""instruction manuals"""

"Q: What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains? A: Patty O'Furniture."

"with all of Canada's recent Olympic successes ... I was just thinking that we must ... have been on our 'eh' game. YEEEAAAHHH!!!"

"Why is six uncomfortable around seven? Because seven times seven was odd"

"What's snoop dogg's favorite author? Tolkien."

"Pal: ""on your date, ask her about herself. Oh! And girls love a guy into animals"" Me: ""how much do you weigh? about as much as baby cow?"""

"Time to get in my wheel box to go to my work box so I can pay for my home box until I'm ready for my death box."

"What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my basement."

"My husband doesn't like it when I say we are ""married"" with quotation marks."

"I can help anyone quit smoking by spraying them with hair spray as they light their cigarette."