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Joke of the Day

"Feminism is a broad issue."

"Why doesn't Dubai screen 'The Flintstones'? Because Abu Dhabi doooo."

"How many immigrants. Q) How many immigrants does it take to change a light bulb? A) None. That is our fucking job!"

"If I were a waitress, I'd be planting fake engagement rings in every girl's food, just to see their boyfriends panic."

"Well, I had to break up with the baker i've been dating She was just too kneady"

"How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant? Using saxitoxin."

"Spiritually, ever since I ate my first curry, I'll always be part Indian."

"What do you call the entrance to a brothel? Hodor"

"My dad caught me masturbating the other day. He said ""son, you'll go blind"" I said ""dad, I'm over here"""

"If I ever get arrested I am going to ask for a status update instead of a phone call."